Dick thinks he hates Hillary

Oh Dick, Dick, Dick. Hillary is a disgrace to women you say?  She couldn’t please Bill you say?  Wrong.  Bill couldn’t please Hillary.  In reality, Hillary would have left Bill and took half his money long before Monica Lewinsky came sniffing around.  Instead, she stuck to his adulterous ass while he sought other women.  Fine by her. At some point Hillary realized her chance of becoming the first female president would largely be based on her relationship with Bill.  Hence their marriage was strictly a business venture. 

 

Furthermore, Hillary is really just like a man.  Figure this, anyone who wears ugly pant suits, votes for the Iraq war and the patriot act and lies to the public on the regular is basically a man and to a further extent a Republican man.  She is no different than Dubya or countless other career politicians.  Bottom line.

We’re Anti-Dick…

Dick Masterson, author, blogger, sexist, chauvinist and creator of www.menarebetterthanmen.com is basically the Anti-Christ to woman-kind.  Please, read over my site, leave your thoughts and comments and most of give Dick a call or visit his site and see why www.womenrbetterthanmen.wordpress.com is here. 

 

Dick suffers from Vagina Envy

There is no end to good ol’ tricky Dick’s berating of women.  A quick glance at www.menarebetterthanwomen.com and first, you realize Dick spends a hell of a lot of time bitching about everything a woman does – from having babies to having menopause.  And second does this guy get laid?  Well, the answer to the latter is sort of a gray area.  Does he or doesn’t he?  Most of us will never know other than what he may embellish on nor do we care to establish the criteria of what kind of woman would go near him other than to hurl a brick at him.  Then again you have prostitutes, drunken barmaids and spinsters – they may take the bait. 

 Moving on. 

Dick’s misogyny is none other than deep rooted emotionally tumultuous envy.  Read in between the lines – Dick ascertains we are all whores yet he honors  Ashley Alexandria Dupre, Jessica Hawn and Kim Kardashian for making bazillions for hopping in the sack with a paying customer or simply flashing the goods to the highest bidder. 

 Womynconlusion

According to Dick women have got it easy.  He hates that.  He thinks women are lazy, dumb ass whores whose wealth increases thanks to men.  Is that our fault?  Men like paying for sex – they like it anyway they can get it and if it means shelling out thousands for a prostitute, 9 dollars to flip through the pages of a nudie magazine or 19.99 for unlimited internet access to girl on girl action then all you have to ask is: credit or debit?  Dick stated he’d lay every woman in America, even the fat ones if he could.  Difference is women can do the same; we could lay both men and women and we’d be rich – rich I tell ya!  Hence it’s easy being a woman, Dick hates that.                 

Dick Masterson Wants U To Call Him…

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Dick Masterson, mastermind behind the satire:  www.menarebetterthanwomen.com has proposed that men and only men (women not allowed) to call his number and bitch and moan and whine about what men do better than women.  Well, they certainly know how to bitch and moan and whine about women, don’t they?  Well I’ve got a thing men are better than women at for the Dick-meister:    Men are better than women at paying for sex.  While most women would give it up for free (ahem, Monica Lewinsky) Elliot Spitzer, Rob Lowe and the like have shelled out innumerous amounts of money for what – a random blowjob at the nearest Travelodge or back alley?  In other cases and with the aide of Viagra there may be 15 minutes of actual penetration.  And when it’s said and done women walk away richer.

 

In Womynclusion:

I’d like to thank you men, for being better than woman at paying for sex.  Thanks to Dick Masterson, his MANifest destiny crusade against women and all the rest of you men who shell out the Benjamin’s for whores and prostitutes we’re all richer cuz in the end you’re hip thrusting is pumping money back into the economy.

 

 

Top 17 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Men is better than Menarebetterthanwomen.com

 

 

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The site that’s sole purpose is to contradict www.menarebetterthanwomen.com 

 Top 17 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Men is better than www.menarebetterthanwomen.com  

1st. We don’t pay for sex, you do (and we’ll never have to)

2nd. Women live longer than men

3rd. If woman are manholes (as you put it on your site) than you all are sh*t stains

4th. We find men who are rich, marry then divorce them and live off the alimony and child support money you rich men worked so hard to earn to be rich (personal favorite)

5th. We’re not attracted to drag queens, cuz we can differentiate between them and real women (ahem the Eddie Murphy drag queen prostitute snafu)

6th. Hillary Clinton is actually a man – you men just can’t tell the difference; for further understanding please refer back to previous entry

7th.  We look good in clothes, you rarely do – don’t deny it

8th. At the bar, you buy us drinks

9th.  Men are sugar daddy’s, ATMs, cash machines, piggy banks, bank accounts and so forth

10th. George W. Bush, John McCain, Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfield, Scooter Libby, Brownie, Larry Craig, Elliot Spitzer – nuff said

11th. Thank you Oprah, Martha Stewart, Joan of Arc, Princess Di, Susan B. Anthony, Harriet Tubman, Maya Angelou, Rosa Parks, JK Rawlings, all the U.S. first ladies (except for the Bushes and Hillary) who put up with their incompetent counterparts   – nuff said

12th.  Gay men are effeminate hence better friends with us women and thus have a greater chance of getting into our pants than you sexist, women-hating men – (maybe you men want to start wearing a little more pink?)

13th.  Some of the richest men in America are married to a woman – and guess who ends up with half the riches in the divorce settlement?

14th.  If women are whores (as www.menarebetterthanwoman.com put it) than the men who pay for them are worse?

15th.  Men are more likely to get struck by lightning

16th.  This one’s obvious, we can have babies – thus you came from a woman but you’re better than one???

17th.  Because we have more reasons why Women Are Better Than Men we’re better than www.MenAreBetterThanWomen.com